Oooooo, what’s this on the news stands?
It’s the Zoey 101 collection!
”Mommy, can I please have this magazine?”
“What is it darling?”
“It’s Zoey 101, you know, that T.V show with the girl played by Jamie Lynn Spears”
“Jamie Lynn Spears? Hang on, isn’t this Britney’s sister?”
“Yeah mommy, that’s her”
“Whoa, whoa, hang on a second! You think I’m going to pay good money on something featuring that little harlet that screwed her way to the middle and got pregnant whilst all the time bathing in her sisters spotlight as she had a mental breakdown?!”
“Well, it comes with a free make-up box”
“Oh really? So you can dress up as a 2nd-rate hussy like the Spears’? I don’t think so. Put it back darling”
I predict 3 issues before liquidation
Tags: Britney, Jamie Lynn, Magazine, Spears, Whore, Zoey 101
February 11, 2008 at 5:13 am
you’re forgetting it’s the lovely mass produced made in china with god knows what chemicals in it. The lovely white? Yeah they’ve bleached it lol.
A bargain for only £2.99 or whatever